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Sunday, August 21st, 2005
10:15 am - HAHAHA...Platypus!
Now, I know that having a beaver on our money isn't exactly...intimidating...IN THE LEAST ( although, I guess it's KINDA cool...maybe...), and that we get made fun of for having the odd little bucktoothed fur-ball on our Nickel, but I finally found something even worse than the beaver or the cariboo or even the duck!
*drum roll* Say 'Hello' to The useless enigma known as the PLATYPUS!
HAHAHA...I don't know WHAT the Australians were thinking by putting this on their currency but the platypus does NOT demand respect. Perhaps someone should inform the Aussie's of this well known fact.
I found their nickel (which is the size of our dime, ridges included!) and it took me a few minutes of staring at it to decipher what animal was actually on the stupid thing. At first i thought it might've been a hedgehog or a mole or something but then I realized that it's face was very reminiscient to that of a duck's and then it hit me *boof* it's a friggin' PLATYPUS! I might be blowing the importance of this WAY out of proportion and this probably hasn't affected your day as much as it has mine, but I felt I just HAD to share! Seriously, this is the most interesting thing that has happened to me today...well, I've only been up for a few hours so maybe I'll find a funky potato chip that looks like my dad or something.
Ooh Lesley! I think the movie with Hugh Grant, Emma Thompson, Kate Winslet and...and..OMG,I'm blanking!! I'M BLANKING ON SNAPE'S REAL NAME!! LOL!!...Richman...something...OMG! Oh well. Anyway, it's that awesome movie that's set in the olden days! I think I caught the end of it. I can't remember the name of it tho. Frig, I guess the excitment over the Platypus caused my brain to go into overload and melt the rest of my brain cells. Way to go Kerry! ALAN RICKMAN!!! oh God, I'm such a tard.
Anywho, you should all go read The Testament by John Grisham. My friend kept telling me I should read it and I was like "uh huh..." and then I had it in my bag for like a week until I got bored waiting for my drive one day and cracked it open and took a peak! It's awesome! I only really read it at work so I'm still reading it. I'm down to the last 20 pages and it's SO GREAT! READ IT NOW!
LOL! I just had some woman on the phone who wanted the last room in a travelodge in Virginia beach but she needed a credit card to reserve the room and she was at a pool and her house was like 5 minutes away so she ran the entire way there with me on the phone holding her room for her while she asked really stupid things about the hotel so she could keep me on the line! (WHOA! *clap clap* for me for having a huge run on sentence!)It was hilarious! By the end of it she was panting and wheezing! And she took the transfer!
well, I'm done updating.

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Sunday, August 7th, 2005
5:40 pm - Advice: don't let your compost go unattended cause you'll regret it!
It was brought to my attention a few seconds ago that I need to update my live journal so...TA-DA!
I never thought this would be something I would have to worry about, but this morning I was so worried that I was going to have to go to work smelling like garbage...well, really old compost to be exact. Last week my dad (cause it's HIS job! I'm not being a spoiled brat either, it really is his job!) missed the compost pick-up man so we had to keep our compost longer than normal and UGH, was it ever disgusting. (I'm sitting here with a grimace on my face just thinking about it.) Last night I was in the kitchen washing the dishes and I noticed a funky smell from around the sink area (the compost bin is under the sink!) and I was like "what?" but I just ignored it and left the kitchen. Anywho, turns out it was the compost...composting...and it was reaking up the kitchen, so this morning my mum and dad collected all the compost and my dad and I took it in the car with us so he could put it in the dumpster at his work. Unfortunately, the honda doesn't really have a separate trunk so the bag was literally with us in the car. As soon as the bag was in the car the poor honda and everything in it (including my dad and I) was engulfed in the toe-curling stench of the ONE BAG of rot. My dad's only comment was "Phew! What a STINK!" LOL...lol...he was so funny...*sigh* anyway, the entire way to town for some odd reason my dad didn't roll down any of the windows (not even his!) so my window was the only one open. He was just sitting there trapped in the "stink" which I could smell completely with my head halfway out the window. Whenever I turned my head towards the inside of the car to talk to him the concentrated odor of the compost was like 50x worse than what I was smelling with my head thrust out the window. When I got to work I asked him if he thought I was going to smell like garbage and he was like "well...you might..." and I frantically started smelling myself and his only words of comfort were "oh, you won't find out until you actually get into work where you're not surrounded by the smell." I was like "gee, thanks! You're NOT supposed to say that! You're SUPPOSED to say 'Oh no, you won't smell like garbage don't worry!"...yeah, he just shrugged at my unwanted parenting advice. Well, I'm pretty sure I had a little stink cloud hanging around me for an hour or so but then it went away...I think...*sniffs self*...yeah, I'm good; I smell like LAUNDRY!! YAY! :)

Okay, now I HATE my job, seriously I think every caller is a complete moron who should learn not to call looking for a hotel reservation if they don't know WHERE and WHEN they want to go, if they're eating, or if they're doing things to themselves that nobody needs to know about, but at least I TRY to give them some semblance of help. LOL...my brother Peter, on the other hand, puts people on hold ( really, he just pushes the mute button so they hear dead air! He doesn't even give them the courtesy of listening to something by actually putting them on HOLD! ) and WALKS AWAY FROM HIS PHONE FOR FIVE MINUTES AND DOES WHATEVER! I'm sitting in Cendant's little computer room cause I've gotten home early, and he saunters in and sits down and I'm like "what are you doing? are you on your lunch or something?" and he's just like "no. I hate this job and i didn't want to talk to morons anymore. (or something along those lines, anyway!) I put the person on hold and walked away." I couldn't believe it!!! He's such a little rebel. HAHA!

Well, hooray for updates...there probably won't be another one for a while cause I'm just too lazy! Really now, I use livejournal to read the juicy details of other people's lives. You should all be proud cause you're all very exciting...well, if not exactly 'exciting' them amusing. HAHA!

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Wednesday, June 1st, 2005
12:18 pm - I GOT HOME EARLY!!!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 and a half hours left of my shift and I got home early...only problem is my brother has the car keys and he's in training right now and I can't very well barge in there and demand the keys from him...poop..I wish I could. GRRR...I would go home and lie about...actually, I would probably try to kill the spider that I saw in my room this morning. Yes, it was a lovely wake-up call to how disgusting my room has gotten. It was so gross...I shudder just thinking about it right now. I tried to kill it with some bunched up paper ( it was the only thing close enough that I could use!)...yeah, that didn't work. If anything I have now alerted the stupid thing that I am after it and so it will go somewhere that I will never be able to find (or dare to look!) and lay it's hundreds of spawn that I will be too freaked out to get near to kill. Well, I guess that is when the trusty vaccum cleaner comes in handy. Oh I hope it doens't come that :(
LOL...my room really is bad. The chair that I got once my grandmother passed away is buried under a pile of clothes about half the size of me.LOL. And now my precious keyboard's sole purpose in life is to hold all sorts of other random, miscellaneous items like this weird red box thing full of mardi gras beads...*so ashamed* Contrary to popular belief, being disgusting is NOT fun...or cool. Yet, I am too lazy to give my room a proper cleaning.
Frig, I'm just sitting here waiting for Peter to go on his little lunch break...hopefully it's at 12 30...ooh, i hear his trainer...bye!

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Monday, May 23rd, 2005
1:15 pm
LESLIE!!! I MISS YOU! CENDANT IS EVEN WORSE (if that's possible!)WITHOUT YOU!
:(
Today was my first day on the floor and frig I HATE people!
Two transfers and like 18 roomnights...I still don't offer. Other people have like nine transfers.
I have two minutes until I have to be on the phone...I don't wanna go
I am so tempted to take home earlies this year. I had vowed to myself that i wouldn't but, boy oh boy, do I ever want to! HA...i won't be able to tho cause my mum is going to be driving me...grrr...
I'm sitting here in the room with the couch pouting!!! I just realized that I'm actually POUTING like a stupid tard..crap, I gotta go.

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Wednesday, October 13th, 2004
4:18 pm
Well, I think I'm psychic...I predicted I'd fail my Child Development test and *surprise surprise* I DID!! My friends thought that I was just being stupid when I said "Oh man, I failed so badly!" but NOPE! I mean what I say...unless 44% IS indeed a passing grade....HA,i wish... :(
I think because I knew I had failed and I told my parents before I even got my test back that I failed, that seeing the actual mark didn't effect me so much. I mean, "BOO HOO" that I failed and all, but I could be much more upset and I'm not! I'm glad because i don't want to get in a little rut. Well, I WAS in a rut all for the rest of the class ( the stupid teacher gave our tests back at the beginning of class...ugh...) and I kept glaring at her and thinking how evil a teacher she was even tho I'M the one that failed the test that EVERYONE else did really well on.... That still doesn't change the fact that she's evil and deserves to be glared at...
Other then that little blip in the perfect world of Kerry, everything else is going fine. Probably because I'm just ignoring all of the class work that I have to do...I still have to finish reading a play for tomorrow and I have to read for psych...crud, i just remembered that! Ugh, i used ot be so up to date with my classes...not anymore! I know I'll read the play tonight...just WAAAAAY later tonight, at like 12!!
Anyway, this is depressing and i'm not gonna talk about it anymore. I think I'm just gonna go and eat something because food can solve EVERYTHING...well, at least temporarily numb the pain of everything...kinda...until you get all depressed about how you're eating so much and how you don't do anything and are lazy and stupid and blah blah blah....*cries* life stinks!!! LOL...not really...but kinda... man, i need a bright side...umm, I could be dead...

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Tuesday, October 12th, 2004
2:26 pm
Well, it turns out that my best friend is not a butt....she didn't intentionially give Tyler her phone on Sunday night. He snatched it away, so all is forgiven!!!
Hopefully, I'll have MY computer back by the end of this week. It just all depnds on how long it will take the computer techie guys to fix it. Apparently I coulda fixed it myself!!! well, no...I definitely couldn't because I know diddly-squat about computers, but my brother could've because reformating doesn't require your computer to be on!!! I didn't know this at all! So know, I'm stuck with my home computer that I'm a little scared to look around in for fear of weird porno pictures....my older brother used this computer as if he owned it....which he basically did because my parents never use computers! And I can't print anything cause it doesn't work with my printer so I have to use other peoples computers...which was what I was trying to avoid doing by bringing THIS computer here!
Tant pis pour moi, I guess.... :(

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12:18 pm
Hey all!
Well, Thanksgiving was yummy! It fell on Saturday night for us. I made stuffing, that I personally did NOT eat, and we had tons of pie.
I arrived home on Friday night...did absolutely NOTHING thanks to my best friend Vicky. Even tho, I guess it wasn't her fault! Lisa and I were all prepared to be super hostile to her but she couldn't have prevented it....darn.
Saturday, after thanksgiving dinner ( again with the YUMMY!!!!), I went to see...ugh, I'm so ashamed of what I'm about to say...okay...we went to see "Raise your voice" starring the wonderfully talented Hilary Duff. I know, I KNOW....I should have known, but my judgement was impaired by my liking of "A Cinderlla Story" and the movie's preview that I saw in the theatre. It LOOKED like it would be good. Alas, no...it was a huge flop! POOP! I wasted like 15 bucks ( ticket and popcorn!)and could've totally turned Vicky against Lisa and I. We dragged her to go see it. She was totally against the idea from the beginning and after the first 2 minutes I could see why. Never again will I over-estimate Hilary Duff...never again...
And then Sunday sucked immensley. I went to go see a stupid race with my parents instead of hanging out with a friend who's moving away to Edmonton on the 26th. That was a stupid idea. And then Sunday night I was supposed to hang out with Vicky and some other people but I had to reformat my computer. I messed it up so bad!!! LOL...it had 167 viruses on it! and then my friend Sari got rid of all but 2 of them and then 70 more popped up after like five minutes....it sucked. So, I had downloaded 3 anti-virus checker thingys and they, apparently, clashed with each other, screwing up my entire system and making it impossible for me to reformat myself. So at like ten that night, I called Vicky and told her that I wasn't going to hang out because I was in such a bad mood....my computer realy pissed me off and I was UNBELIEVABLY mad. She then, for some stupid reason, said umm...okay, one sec...and handed the phone over to this guy who I don't really know and don't really like...I was NOT impressed. I was really, REALLY rude to him...one might even say bitchy. And then they ended up hanging up on me. the last thing I heard was him telling them all that I wasn't being very cooperative, then CLICK. Then my friend, and Vicky's boyfriend, Adam called me and was like you should come out and he called me a boob ( a little on-going joke) and then when he saw that I was not going to come he turned kinda serious and was like " Kerry, we haven't seen you in such a long time and we really wanna hang out". HAHAHA...My response was really mean, well...for me anyway... I was like " Well, I saw Vicky yesterday, I talk to you all the time and everybody else, I don't even miss. So I'm not coming out and I don't want to talk about this anymore, alright?!" and it was silent for a sec and then he just called me a boob. I was just like "Yeah, umm...right. I'm not gonna talk about this, alright? So, you have a good night and I'll talk to you later." And then I hung up. About ten minutes later this guy Matt called and I basically said the same thing to him and hung up.
Umm....I wrote them apology e-mails today...I kinda feel bad but I don't really regret it. I think I told them that too...heeheehee....so mean.
Anyway,i came back on monday after seeing my friend Amanda ( the one who is moving)in the morning. We also went and picked up my friend Shannyn....LOL, he little 6 year old brother is so crazy!!! He started attacking us with this weird Halloween claw/finger thing. It was hilarious! He's so cute!
Whoa....this is kinda long...
If there are any grammatical errors in here then....too bad! I am not proof reading it and I wasn't really paying attention while I was writing it!!!!!

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Thursday, September 30th, 2004
1:37 pm
Okay, you'll all be happy to know that I am not contagious with mono! Although, I am a wee bit contagious with a flu like virusy thing....or something...I dunno...
ANYWAY, I should definitely be studying right now, or at least doing SOMETHING constuctive, like the OTHER 2 MILLION things that I have to do...*groans*, but nope! I feel it necessary that I update this thing instead...I should go look for a new icon or something. Hmmm....Lesley, I probably shouldn't have let you set this entire thing up for me because i don't think I know how to change icons...poop. Oh well, we'll see what i can do!

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Monday, September 27th, 2004
6:54 pm
I am now the proud co-owner of town house 7I on King Street. YAY!!!! I can't wait till next year when I can move in! It is brand new, I get maid service once a week, it had two huge fridges, two microwaves, two awesome bathrooms and I'm like two seconds from campus. The landlord guy is kinda iffy but oh well!

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Saturday, September 11th, 2004
12:22 am - REPLY TO LESLEY!!!
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EVERYBODY!!!
Seeing how Lesley seems so anxious for me to update you all on my very exciting university life, I shall do so. Okay, so my dorm room is maybe 4 feet longer then last year and a wee bit wider. I like it. I've got everything all set up just like the end of last year!
Apparently i have to pick my minor and major at the end of this year...poop...:(
I honestly have absolutely no idea what the frig I'm gonna pick. Although, i suppose it doesn't really matter seeing how I've already realized that the four years that I spend here will be worth dick all seeing how psych and stupid englishy courses aren't gonna help me at all in the cruel reality of 'The Outside World'. Oh man, I am so screwed.
LOL....unfortunately,I let it slip what happens to Sirius in the fifth book to my roomate! She wasn't too pleased! I completely forgot that she hadn't read it ( she watches the movies first and THEN reads the book!) when we (True, emily and I!) were talking about harry potter stuff. I felt like such a stupid lump! I hate it when people spoil stuff like that for me. Seriously...I flip out...if they do it intentionally of course. If they're just idiots like myself, then I can kinda forgive them.
Anyway, i'm gonna go do something else now. What? I have no idea but meh! Maybe I'll go take a shower or something....boo showers.

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Saturday, August 21st, 2004
5:04 am
I think I'm an insomniac or something. Seriusly, I'm just lying here in bed...I've been here for the past umm..........4 or 5 hours. and I have to get up at 10! oh...*shakes head*

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Friday, August 20th, 2004
11:16 pm - KERRY'S LOVELY RANT!!!!
well, i got four hours of sleep last night...yeah, THAT was great. Ugh, I FINALLY got to sleep at like 8 but then my mum woke me up at 12 (I woke up with a killer headache which remained with me for the entire day) so I could go help her get groceries. Then she had to go to town and do some other errands. I got home at 5ish. Then I had to unload the groceries, out them away ( AFTER I CLEANED OUT THE FRIDGE ) and then I had to bring in the clothes off the line, fold them and put them away and then once the groceries were away I had to empty the dishwasher and clean up the kitchen. Yeah, I know I'm complaining but it wouldn't have been so bad if my stupid brother had helped...I was finally able to go to bed at 8. Not that I got much sleep. Long behold, 3 hours later I'm HERE...BOOOOOOOOOO! I even cancelled my plans with my best friends so that I could sleep and I can't even do that. Holy frig...this sucks. YAY complaining tho.

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Thursday, August 19th, 2004
4:34 am
Hey Lesley, do you think you could send me the last three books in PDF? That way I won't have to buy them and I'll always have them....that is until my computer crashes....then I'll have to buy them....bugger...

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4:30 am
OMG!!! It is like 4 31 in the morning and I am sooooooooo tired. All day I was complaining how tired I was. So as soon as I got home at like 2, I went to bed. Unfortunately for me, I still haven't gotten any sleep. For the first hour and 47 minutes I just laid in my bed. Then I decided that I was going to listen to music. And then about 5 minutes ago I discovered I had to pee so I got up and went and now I'm just bored and aggravated. I've decided to forgo sleeping right now. ARGH!!! This is so bloody annoying. BOOOOOOOOOOO.....*yawn*

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Wednesday, August 18th, 2004
10:14 pm
Hey Lisa, I have a little surprise for you!!! Well, don't get all excited or anything, cause it's not that great...and you probably already have it...or them :( I am going to make you a little something that I will send to you via e-mail!!!! YAY PRESENTS!! I'm kinda ruining the surprise ( by ruining the surprise of you getting a surprise! )but I just couldn't hold it in any longer!

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3:12 am
Well, I'm bored...I've been bored all night long too.
Werther's are so tasty...YUM!! I've eaten like ten in about 10 minutes...one for every minute!! I need to go and get something to drink...they're starting to burn my throat. Umm...is that supposed to happen? I have a sinking feeling it's not..uh oh!...SPAGHETTI-O! LOL...
Lesley( if you're reading this!!), do you randomly say "HAZAA"? ( like Kazaa, only with an 'H') because if you do, then I picked up the stupid word from you. I've said it like 3 times in the last ten minutes ( wow, this has been quite the ten minutes! ) and if you don't then...lol, that's the stupidest saying I have ever come up with...and I actually used to say "eep!" when i was frightened or startled. Yeah, I know...I'm cool.

Oh, I'm such a tard...*sighs dejectedly*

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Tuesday, August 10th, 2004
8:28 pm - yum yum!
YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....I LOVE chocolate croissants. I'm eating one right now and it's so delicious....I wish i had another one. :(

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Monday, August 9th, 2004
12:51 pm - At Work.....
Well, I'm at work right now ( refer to title!! ) and I don't wanna be. I wanna have the flu like lesley so that I could stay home and not be here....okay, I make it sound waaaay worse then it actually is. I mean, it's not like I actually DO anything anyway, but still...Oh and lesley, if you're reading this, i have gotten two calls in the last 25 minutes...YAY! *cough cough*flutter flutter *cough cough*
Something bit my hand...I don't know what or when, but there's a weird itchy bump right on the back and i want it gone.
My older brother is such a dick. Seriously, I can't stand the little weasel. LOL...yesterday and the day before he wanted to know if I would drive him into town ( actually, he just assume I would. The stupid frigger doesn't even give me gas money!) and i told him couldn't cause there wasn't any room in the car. First of all, the car I drive is HUGE, second of all, the only other person who was in the car was Lesley!! She hates him so that's okay! and today he wanted a drive but I told him i wasn't going to drive him if our mum wanted him to stay and mow the lawn. ( he's had like a week to mow the back lawn and he still hasn't done it. Tho it is hard for him, what with his hectic schedule of smoking weed and drinking all day with his friends...(SARCASM SARCASM SARCASM!!!))
He told me that he couldn't mow any more of it ( he'd done like 1/4 of it....ooh, i just had a call ( yay #3! )...it was a hang up..meh!) because he had no where else to put the grass ( go smoke it you stupid human bong....*grumble grumble*...am I a little bitter?...YES!!! ). I went and talked to my mum about it and she said that she had made room for it but then he was like "No, there is no more room!" and he tried to get in the car ( this all went down in my driveway, btw! )but I locked the door and said "Make some!" and started the car. He then threw his stuff into the car through the window ( his stuff consisted of a pair of black socks and a waterbottle...both of which i threw out immediately! LOL...it was so funny...he kept throwing them in the car only to have me throw them right back out...it happened like five times until he got the hint...well, the hint was me swearing at him to stop, but still...nothing EVER gets by that one! *rolls eyes* ) and eventually went back up to try to fit more grass into the bucket thing. He then came back and had a shouting match with me (in the middle of which the car died...I was like "shit!")and then he tried to argue his way into coming until I finally was like, "Mike! I'm not fucking taking you so just shut up and go mow the goddamn lawn!" and then i backed out of the driveway while he was still hanging in the window. Needless to say he was pissed and I almost pissed myself from laughter while I was driving away. Unfortunately, the euphoria that I had from that encounter has dissipated and I'm in the harsh reality of work...BOO....*sighs unhappily* LOL...I'm such a whiner! YAY ME!
Ugh, cmor is being a pain in the ass.....

current mood: crappy

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Sunday, August 8th, 2004
10:50 pm
i am frustrated

current mood: aggravated

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10:48 pm
jyfgfs

current mood: awake

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